I was at work this evening when I got a text message from my girlfriend that read ‘….there was a present on our front doorstep’

Being a dog owner my mind went to a different kind of present one might find in the yard. Confusingly I was wrong.

When I got home we opened the gift bag together to find a bottle of Bailey’s Caramel Whisky Liqueur, an apple, orange, a bottle of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, two chocolates and two damp cookies.

Attached was a card.

Wishing you a Hanukkah filled with life’s most precious gifts..

Your Realtor wrote to me saying how nice of clients you were during the transaction of purchasing (address deleted). I was in your area early this year, so I felt you deserved an early Hanukkah gift.
Please enjoy the rich tasty Bailey’s over the Holiday Season.

Also enjoy this fruit basket I picked up from Lotherington’s

PS – East at your own risk, I am not familiar with the quality of their produce foods.

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